HAPPY APRIL FOOLS 2013! This is a prank we played on everyone on 4/1/13. It's just an intricately sampled, unplugged MIDI Controller. We threw in 10 ambiences that you might actually find useful!

Jon and Alex, 4/2

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It's a simple, intricately recorded, rare and mysterious marvel that we acquired through a game of chance. It's truly a timeless piece: retro yet modern, subtle yet powerful, and it's hard to put down once you've loaded it! We brought this rarity in front of a deluge of microphones, recorded it first on reel-to-reel through a million-dollar Neve board, then converted to a pristine 24-bit/192KHz, and carefully edited the content before down-sampling to 44.1/24. Then we oversampled it to 128-bit/1,152KHz and sent the signal to outer space in order to properly radiate it. After 4 years of travel (to Mars and back twice!), we now present THE KEYBOARD to you for free. Enjoy!

Just make sure that you're sitting down when you load this for the first time, many of our beta testers reported dizziness when playing it for the first time...